Things I did this evening:

  1. Got a zippo B)
  2. Called Pete a faggot 400 times.
  3. Realized that I’m covered in bruises and look like a domestic violence victim.
  4. Had the sex.
  5. ~Repeat 4~
  6. Got called Godzilla multiple times.
  7. Talked to the cool-ass Panamanian mother of my boyfriend.
  8. Got judged hardcore by Anthony.
  9. Went home.
  10. Sat on the couch with Peter.
  11. Went with him so he could fix my mom’s car so she’ll love him even more.
  12. Pete and Anthony left.
  13. Got yelled at by my dumb brother.
  14. And now I’m here. Bye.

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