February 2011
I think I'm going to go play The Sims 3.
January 2011
fuckbitchesgetdani:
Zuckerberg
Eisenberg
Samberg
Iceberg
Dinkleberg
1 tag
When someone asks you when you're going to get a...
…and you’re just like “I don’t know, I guess tomorrow when I walk out of my house I’ll just choose one from the swarm of guys that all come sprinting towards me.”
“Sometimes the things you want the most don’t happen and what you least expect...”
– Love and Other Drugs (via alexislalala)
Watchmother of god.
myalligatorbloodisstartingtoshow:
Is it weird that I want a boyfriend who would just randomly drive over and take me to, like idek, 711 and buy us slurpees? And we’d listen to hardcore in the car and scream along to the lyrics and just take weird pictures together and hang out? I think that’d be really awesome. Is it weird to want that?
3 tags
SNL, your version of Skins USA is spot on.
ohitsjustin:
it’s not unusual to get a boner at the movies
it’s not unusual if it was toy story 3
Fuck Michael Cera. I'm marrying Jesse Eisenberg.
1 tag
Oh my God. Someone PLEASE make a gif of Jesse...
The Social Network should have ended with Mark...
And refreshing to see if he accepts.
When I die, put “I’ll be back shortly” on my...
wereallgoingdownhill:
