December 2011
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Hi after being dead for a while and only posting retarded shit randomly I am finally bored enough to start using my tumblr again awww :-)
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I got straight A’s this semester and I would like to thank Adderall for making homework seem like the most exciting thing ever.
November 2011
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peeetarrr:
John Mayer- Slow Dancing In a Burning...
I am the unhappiest person in the entire world and I shouldn’t be unhappy because I finally got my Adderall back yesterday. My life sucks and I really want to just curl up in a ball and rip off all of my skin and die.
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You know your septum piercing is awesome when the two-star general who runs the JROTC program at your school says that he wishes that he had the guts to do something like that when he was a teenager.
I’ve had sex ten times since last Tuesday
Who’s a slut?
I’m a slut
October 2011
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I’m getting my septum pierced this weekend
And I WILL get both of my nostrils pierced by my birthday (March 1st)
And then I will get my nipples pierced when I’m eighteen
And then my life will be complete
And yes I realize that nipple piercings are slightly trashy but GUESS HOW MANY FUCKS I GIVE
September 2011
“I started being really proud of the fact that I was gay even though I wasn’t.”
– Kurt Cobain (via givemeyourpants)
venusaurphobia:
venusaurphobia:
NEVR...
setbabiesonmrsdoubtfire:
wow i just realized that like in the world of pixar’s cars that stealing a car is actually kidnapping and there is like no auto theft and hitting a parked car would be a much bigger deal too
WOW. Some people I know are way too focused on getting a boyfriend? Bro, just chill the fuck out and stop whining for .5 seconds and don’t act like a crazy bitch and maaaaybe boys will like you? Just saying. :-)
Things I did this evening:
Got a zippo B)
Called Pete a faggot 400 times.
Realized that I’m covered in bruises and look like a domestic violence victim.
Had the sex.
~Repeat 4~
Got called Godzilla multiple times.
Talked to the cool-ass Panamanian mother of my boyfriend.
Got judged hardcore by Anthony.
Went home.
Sat on the couch with Peter.
Went with him so he could fix my mom’s car so...
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QUEEN OF THE BLOWJOBS
I am the BEST of all the people.
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Just so everyone knooooows~~~
I have a boyfriend and he’s pretty fucking great and we sort of started dating by accident since we were just hanging out at his house as friend things and he kissed me but now we’re dating and he’s eighteen and his friend Anthony calls him a pedophile for being with a sixteen year old hahaha also he’s joining the Marines and he’s got a noice body :’) And...
Omg I really want to talk about what happened tonight but people I know will possibly get OFFENDED and I don’t really give a fuck but judgement isn’t fun.
My life is the coolest and everyone else should be superbly jealous. B)